The Captains 5.5" (100% Cotton) "4stretchtrunk" And no one will ever

And no one will ever be able to see you again if you slip it on

So we took the greatest damn pattern on the planet and plastered it all over a perfectly molded pair of swim trunks

My lyrics are bottomless

If there's not already an innertube attached to the back of this tank

The Captains 5.5" (100% Cotton) "4stretchtrunk" And no one will everThe short of authority on the high seas. These Chubbies are sky blue. Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 5. 5 inch inseam. If you have any more sizing questions, feel free to view the shorts size guide here. They fit like the Casual Shorts mentioned in the size guide. Materials: Made out of 100% cotton, they feel like cotton, the fabric of our lives. Details: Waist Elastic. Belt loops on the narrower side. Wash Worn in wash so they feel