The Meathook Massacre [Innistrad: Double Feature] DP21 "Top-performing automaton combatants are to

"Top-performing automaton combatants are to be seized and modified for service

Perhaps the creature enjoys the gentle rocking motion caused by its captives' struggles to escape its web

past all praise or blame

Ardennes Fagnes

The Meathook Massacre [Innistrad: Double Feature] DP21 "Top-performing automaton combatants are toSet: Innistrad: Double Feature Type: Legendary Enchantment Rarity: Mythic Cost: {X}{B}{B} When The Meathook Massacre enters the battlefield, each creature gets X X until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.