Dead Inside But Still Festive Tee Color:Red or the resident troublemaker in

or the resident troublemaker in your group

Pre-shrunk & Soft AF

and unsolicited smirks from across the bar

Pairs well with sunglasses

Dead Inside But Still Festive Tee Color:Red or the resident troublemaker inDeck the halls with existential despair Whether its Halloween, Christmas, or just another Tuesday spiraling into the void, this shirt says: I'm emotionally unavailablebut I brought cookies. Features sketchy, unhinged lettering that looks like it was embroidered by your last nerve Great for office parties, family dinners, and ghosting your therapist Printed on soft, cozy fabricbecause the world may be cold, but your tee doesnt have to be Perfect for: