Eat Your Heart Out: A Dark Romcom But when Trey is around

But when Trey is around

and she has never taught a child in her life

during a black tie event

to fight for her

Eat Your Heart Out: A Dark Romcom But when Trey is aroundI DIDNT EAT PEOPLE. JUST MEN. First of all, Id like to set the record straight. I wasnt a cannibal, kay? I didnt eat people. Just men. I ate their hearts out before they ever saw me coming. Figuratively, of course. Most of the time. Sometimes a girl had to do what a girl had to do. And sometimes what I had to do was fry those suckers up with a little bit of buttermilk and enough shortening to give ya coronary. I wouldnt ever apologize for it. Which